Salem ~ 22 ~ He/Him
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1spooky-dad:

Never knew what love really felt like until i moved in with my best friends and realized that i didn’t like staying in my room all day, and id much rather take naps on the couch where one or both of them are in the same room, doing their own thing peacefully. They make fun of me for all my dad naps, but it’s so peaceful and comforting to fall asleep around the people you love and know that they’ll look out for you and/or wake you up if something happens. I spent all day Saturday asleep, literally woke up late, got breakfast, sat down on the couch, and konked out for an hour. Woke up, vacuumed, went back to sleep. Woke up to make some chips, went back to sleep. When they leave town without me i can’t take my couch naps cause it’s not as comfy without them there. Humans are made for communities. Humans are made for best friends. Humans are made for napping with someone nearby who loves you.

jager-mistress-diane:

vykodlak:

vykodlak:

watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I’ve ever seen

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This is a gnome

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astralcities:

this hogwarts legacy shit is so stupid because like, no, boycotting it will do no damage to jkr. that’s not the point. it’s about solidarity against a woman who is the face of the uk’s transphobia right now. if you can’t restrain yourself from spending 70 USD on a video game you’re just spineless. you don’t need to make a big argument about how you’re not hurting people, Not Really. you’re just selfish and more interested in your buggy blood libel game than solidarity. that’s it. it’s embarrassing

0sbrain:

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

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getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden


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in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

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first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there’s a / you have to delete everything after it


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a clean Tumblr url should look like this

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blog safely

str0kethebigtree-deactivated202:

thefloatingstone:

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn’t exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

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where is the future I was promised?

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

sweatermuppet:

sweatermuppet:

everyone avert your eyes [expresses a standard human emotion] [illogically experiences shame even with only myself as witness]

acts like an animal looking for a private place to die (experience a very basic + necessary feeling)